Chairman Meow

Very swift and very slippery, for someone so short and so fat.

Zipping all over his claimed domain, this particularly spry little tomcat.

Seemingly pudging the pounds away, his belly quite full and rounded.

Little did I know little Chairman Meow would leave me so dumbfounded.

One day my workplace pal seemed sluggish and off of his prowl,

I saw him only once and when I did, was greeted with a terrible growl.

As he drudged away, slow and lumbering, I noticed he had titties.

Didn’t see him for several days, until he had his kitties.

The little chairman I thought was a tom turn out to be with kitten.

The rest of the story is still unknown, so I’ll leave it all unwritten.